Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
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