So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
This is my gift to your gina
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
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