Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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