at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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