Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
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