Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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