That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
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