This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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