Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
When the vodka monkeys are playing a drum solo in my skull tomorrow, remind me I tried to sterilize my body from the inside with titos
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