real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
this morning i woke up under the kitchen table. i went to my room and there was an inflatable whale in my bed with a banana duct taped to where its penis should be. there were trails of cheez-its around my apartment and i found $67 in the crotch of my underwear. im guessing i had a very happy birthday.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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