Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
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