ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
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