I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
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