my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
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