Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I just counted my steps so I know when you start looking for you on my way back from the bathroom
You know how us drunks love counting steps
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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