If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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