well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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