ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
Randomize
