This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
i think im in europe. pls send help
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
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