We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
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