wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
Randomize
