come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Shame is for Republicans.
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