if i died would you start the facebook group?
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
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