Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
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