am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
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