I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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