I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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