think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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