I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
Ketchup is God's man juice
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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