Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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