I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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