I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
This gyro tastes like lonliness
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
When I start carrying a bottle in my hand, jumping from boat to boat with a grenade horn. YOU should know this isn't going to turn out well.
Everyone already knows you're a drunk, they understand.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
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