yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
Randomize
