In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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