I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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