someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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