I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
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