I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
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