Nicole vs. Life
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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