I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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