How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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