I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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