We won't sleep together?
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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