The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
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