It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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