hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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