Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
Randomize
