we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Randomize
