dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
home. puking in laundry basket.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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