It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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