that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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