so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
Randomize
