i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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