Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
This house was built for laser tag.
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
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