It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Randomize
